Friday, July 12, 2013

I Must Invest In My Daughter's Future With This!

Razor as a company has been around producing toys that injure small children for decades. The original Razor scooter that was released back in 1999 and distributed largely by The Sharper Image. Since then, I can't imagine how many brainless midgets have broken bones, maimed body parts, or even killed themselves while attempting some sort of ridiculous stunt. That being said, I want their newest product, aptly called the Crazy Cart, for my unborn child's future in motor-sport training. While I've never been a fan of drifting, I am rather fond of any kind of toy that teaches throttle and brake control. Don't worry, honey, it's for her "edumacation". I CAN'T WAIT!


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