Friday, March 22, 2013
Win the All-New 2014 Corvette!!! (And lose a baby)
I know that not everyone is a fan of the all-new Stingray Corvette, but for those of us that aren't about to keel over and die, here is your chance to win big! All you have to do is promise your first-born child to the Chevy salesmen online, and they just ship you a brand-new Corvette! Well, not really, but can you imagine how many babies that guy would have if that were true? HUNDREDS OF BABIES. WHO CAN RUN LIKE CORVETTES.
In reality, entering the contest is as simple as giving them some basic information that Facebook has access to anyway, and then an itty-bitty Chevy survey regarding a few new models being released soon. It's fast, simple, and the chance of a lifetime. Check it out and get your panties out of a bunch. No babies were harmed in the writing of this article.