Tim Allen is one of my all-time favorite actors not only because he's hilarious, but also because of his undying love of cars. Last week he fell victim to the number one nightmare for us gearheads; someone stole his beloved Impala. However, that's not the end of this story. It just so happens that the perpetrator, one Faustino Ibarra, took the car with Mr. Allen's permission. Apparently the man believes that he is the long-lost adopted son that Tim took in (but didn't really) years ago. Why he seemed to think he was Allens' son is unclear, but one thing I do know is that he should probably be put back on his medication. It is a strange world we live in folks, remember to install an alarm on your ride. At least we know the guy had good taste, right?